Now that Jonah Hill has lost all that weight, he'd probably look pretty hot showing off his chest playing volleyball. He can ride my cupcake any day.

He seems to be fluctuating. I am hoping Billy Crystal's crack pushed him over the edge into a sinister night of binge eating. In N Out double-double animal style followed by a heaping of Crumbs cupcakes with extra filling.

I don't see Jonah Hill eating cupcakes. NOT GOING.

DENNEHY GOTTA EAT!

I will not pirate anything that stars Jonah Hill until he goes back to eating cupcakes.

Once again, I feel good about not buying any more of this bloated buzzard's crap. No Blu-rays, no 3D nonsense. No more. It's not that he's a money-grub. He's an absolute fucking lunatic.

"Unimpeachable superiority"? How dare you. I like Herzog's alright, but as far as Lieutenants go, Ferrara's is the meaner and grittier of the two. Plus, Keitel jacks off in front of two girls all while politely asking one of the girls to spit out her gum.

Agreed, except that Atkins is sans 'stache in THE FOG.

I think you just nailed it.

The show is really running on fumes. The Colin "I'm so scary!" Hanks/Commander Adama storyline is a fucking deadly bore, and it doesn't look remotely interesting enough to carry a season. It's the end of times? YAWN.

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Carpenter doesn't even do the music for this, and based upon his last couple films, I am passing. But it doesn't negate that this guy has made some fantastic shit, and wonderful scores. ESCAPE FROM NY, THE FOG, HALLOWEEN, ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13…all eerie works of art. His best may be HALLOWEEN III:…

More hate for SHUTTER ISLAND from me. It's hard to enjoy any movie when its "big surprise" is revealed in its movie poster, ads and trailer (some of the worst marketing ever, btw). But despite that, it's still utter fucking garbage. Lazy directing (awful CG and green screens all over the place) topped off by a…