WHAT? It sinks? Shit, thanks for spoiling things.

The tornado was perfect, but I thought he was also talking about the son's conversation with the rabbi, when he (spoiler, duh) steals the lyrics of the Jefferson Airplane song. "When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies, then what?"

Also, Mr. Handlen,
Major points to you for mentioning A SERIOUS MAN. I was thinking about that as well.

Just because I watched it last night…
EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP. For the first 2/3, I couldn't understand what so many critics possibly saw in it. The narration is awful. Stating the obvious, it never lets the artists speak for themselves. On the other hand, the artists are more than biased. It's basically a love…

See, the sing-along turned me off, but the frogs saved the whole film for me.

Palm compatibility, please?
I would buy it.

I love the grades. I just hate American Idol. I vote change it, or better yet, don't cover American Idol anymore.

But what about the biggest news of the day?
KFC has made the Double Down a nationwide menu item.

Next could be that kid from Everybody Hates Chris. Why, God, why not take George Lopez?!?

Remake!
Ok, this means the clock is ticking until Hollywood remakes AD into a shitty reboot. I give them six years. I bet Taylor Lautner plays Gob!

But what about…?
I suppose the most recent season of Curb Your Enthusiasm is more than winking.