Might have been the pot, but I thought that last night's episode was super solid!

UGH.

How so? I thought it overly preachy at times, but I think the cast is getting better as an ensemble. The writing could be a little more nuanced.

Blasphemy comparing this trash to Fringe. In any universe.

All I know is that I needed a cold shower when fake Jack White started putting his drunk beardy alt moves on Connie Britton.

I need this show to stop trying to convince me that Katherine McPhee is on the same level as Megan Hilty. It's not going to happen. And having her sing with Jennifer Hudson wasn't doing her any favors. The fact that I'm still rooting for imbalanced, pill poppin' Ivy to usurp the shit out of Karen is a problem that…

I still stand by the glee I felt when I realized Leo was going to be one of those never seen but briefly mentioned characters for all of eternity. We thought the divorce might send him to boarding school, but this is much better and cost-effective.

Umm, do they not fear the shit storm that awaits all of them after they killed Kol's entire line of vampires? Surely someone noticed?

"OK, “Pink Panty Dropper” sounds like a disgusting drink. Vodka, beer, and pink lemonade?"
I can attest to this as false. It is delicious and it will get you wasted before you can blink. Although, my friends and I call it a "Skip and Go Naked" because… well. Yes. I've also heard it referred to as white trash punch,…

They stole my idea of being Asian when the plot dictates it necessary. Gangnam Style, indeed, bitches.

"I sincerely thought Rachel was going to get run over as she started crossing the street, stopped, and turned back twice in a row. Missed opportunities!"

Me too! Say it ain't so, fake Jack White! I thought they would roll out that sexual tension long enough for him to try something with Rayna AND Juliette. Meh. They should work him in somehow.

Poor Jason Ritter. Steal all the donuts you can from craft service, buddy.

Captain Hook sure did try to stranger danger, Belle. There were a few moments where I wanted to yell, "run, you silly girl. Do you know the last time he's been with a woman?!"

I'm also delurking to show my support of Carrie's reviews! I love Switched at Birth and our tiny corner in the AV Club universe. Keep this shit going!

whaaat? Nolan, an idea thief? Say it ain't so!

whaaat? Nolan, an idea thief? Say it ain't so!

What about that hot dude who lived with her Mom? He hasn't kicked it yet, I don't think.

What about that hot dude who lived with her Mom? He hasn't kicked it yet, I don't think.

No no no no no no NO. NO. NO. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.