Well, Benjen is kinda dead…

The King's Landing Lannisters, the Freys, the Sparrows, the White Walkers, Euron's half of the Greyjoys, potentially Littlefinger, potentially the Faceless Men.

Maybe not in genetic terms, but come on, let's not be pedantic. Jon Snow called Ned Stark "father." He's Ned Stark's son.

And The Hound and Sam and Euron and everyone in Sunspear. Yeah, it's not a complete list of characters.

This season has somewhat organically reorganized the players into two camps:

Which is pretty characteristic of Cersei.

Who saves all the Meereen people, the Ironborn or the khalasar or the dragons?

In fairness, almost all of those theories are terrible

Given the speech Jaime gave tonight, I think it would also act as the final wedge between him and Cersei.

There are two possible ways the two years we spent on Arya's storyline actually pay off:

I think it's pretty clear at this point who has plot armor (Jon, Dany, Tyrion, Bran, Arya, Sansa) and who doesn't. But maybe I'm wrong.

"That is worst joke I ever heard."

How is the Waif's face occupying a pillar in this scenario?

Blackfish had a total of, like, twenty minutes screen time — he just got a disproportionate amount of love from people who thought he was a badass. Pretty sure he's just dead.

I think they're all in that's-a-great-idea-King-Tommen! toady mode.

I was just happy that they didn't turn into douchebags since we last saw them, as the last episode suggested.

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Well, Cersei and Margaery are each hatching plans. I imagine they will conflict in one way or another.

Hope Arya grabbed some faces on the way out.

No, I'm thinking the Freys are fucked. The only thing keeping them upright was Tywin Lannister, and he's dead and gone. I doubt most of them make it out of the next three episodes alive.