I think I just sprained my eyeballs by rolling them too hard.

He just said that to mirror the lies being pushed by the United States government at the time.

He just said that to mirror the lies being pushed by the United States government at the time.

Cmon, you've seen Jermaine's eyebrows. There's no way he's J.T. Dawgzone.

Cmon, you've seen Jermaine's eyebrows. There's no way he's J.T. Dawgzone.

And that's why they call it "subtext"

And that's why they call it "subtext"

It can be two things. Welcome to symbolism, my friend.

It can be two things. Welcome to symbolism, my friend.

I'm gonna assume this is sarcasm. Because if you weren't jerking it at 13.. Man.. you were a late bloomer.

I'm gonna assume this is sarcasm. Because if you weren't jerking it at 13.. Man.. you were a late bloomer.

"We believe that we invent pringles. The truth is that they invent us." - Severian

"We believe that we invent pringles. The truth is that they invent us." - Severian

Excellent factoid: The machine that produces Pringles was designed/invented by Gene Wolfe.

Excellent factoid: The machine that produces Pringles was designed/invented by Gene Wolfe.

That's a straw-man argument.

That's a straw-man argument.

Edgy

Edgy

Your yellow robot friend makes me sick, but after I get sick I just get sad.