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My Christmas wish is this leather journal I saw for sale at Barnes & Nobel that has the Tournee du Chat Noir picture on the cover.
And a couple of silver toe rings.

My Christmas wish is this leather journal I saw for sale at Barnes & Nobel that has the Tournee du Chat Noir picture on the cover.
And a couple of silver toe rings.

Bloodbath and Beyond.  Too soon?

Bloodbath and Beyond.  Too soon?

Call me weird, but I love driving in and out of O'Hare. Not when the traffic is terrible, but I always think it looks so cool and sleek.

Call me weird, but I love driving in and out of O'Hare. Not when the traffic is terrible, but I always think it looks so cool and sleek.

Merry Christmas to all my friends at the AV Club!
So what are you asking Santa for for Christmas.  Yeah, let's have a Present Thread.
Anything is better than Amelie's fucking freakshow.  I mean why not frog march this shot of the site in 2013?  C'mon!!  Replace it with a thread featuring one of the regular posters, a

Merry Christmas to all my friends at the AV Club!
So what are you asking Santa for for Christmas.  Yeah, let's have a Present Thread.
Anything is better than Amelie's fucking freakshow.  I mean why not frog march this shot of the site in 2013?  C'mon!!  Replace it with a thread featuring one of the regular posters, a

Merry Christmas, True Pud.
I have been reading all the posts from everyone I love, but I have been staying away from posting.  2012 was a long, drawn out midlife crisis and I am trying to make sense of it all.  Maybe posting on here has been too much like masturbating.  Sweaty blurry fun with lots of giggles but

Merry Christmas, True Pud.
I have been reading all the posts from everyone I love, but I have been staying away from posting.  2012 was a long, drawn out midlife crisis and I am trying to make sense of it all.  Maybe posting on here has been too much like masturbating.  Sweaty blurry fun with lots of giggles but

This season limped out of the gate but roared to the finish line. Well done.

This season limped out of the gate but roared to the finish line. Well done.

**from above**
It was a good show until all the criminals read that book on avoiding large ships.  Then he had to get a job as a Boston tourist attraction.

**from above**
It was a good show until all the criminals read that book on avoiding large ships.  Then he had to get a job as a Boston tourist attraction.

It was a good show until all the criminals read that book on avoiding large ships.  Then he had to get a job as a Boston tourist attraction.

It was a good show until all the criminals read that book on avoiding large ships.  Then he had to get a job as a Boston tourist attraction.

Yes, but what does the lyric "I'm gonna snowball in Jackson" mean.  I don't mean to be perverted, but that put an unpleasant Johnny Cash image in my head that kinda ruins the song for me.  Eww.

Yes, but what does the lyric "I'm gonna snowball in Jackson" mean.  I don't mean to be perverted, but that put an unpleasant Johnny Cash image in my head that kinda ruins the song for me.  Eww.

I'm thinking Humphrey Bogart and The Harder They Fall.

I'm thinking Humphrey Bogart and The Harder They Fall.