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That sounds brilliant!  Get some surgical tubing and run some red dye though it so it looks stained, and then dark brown for like dried blood and whatnot on the outside.  Then run it up your arms, or out of your head and into your abdomen, etc.  It will look like drainage and serum from the reanimation process.

That sounds brilliant!  Get some surgical tubing and run some red dye though it so it looks stained, and then dark brown for like dried blood and whatnot on the outside.  Then run it up your arms, or out of your head and into your abdomen, etc.  It will look like drainage and serum from the reanimation process.

It was a weird feeling, but after a while I don't think I noticed anymore.  Believe it or not that is not even my best topless in public adventure story.

It was a weird feeling, but after a while I don't think I noticed anymore.  Believe it or not that is not even my best topless in public adventure story.

It is my ignorance of music, Smacky.  I know it makes no sense.  I know their songs, but find nothing special.  Such a sad little girl.

It is my ignorance of music, Smacky.  I know it makes no sense.  I know their songs, but find nothing special.  Such a sad little girl.

I am a Banshee this year.
Worst costume ever:  Vampira.  It did not work for me.
Best costume ever:  My boyfriend was a cowboy and I was a cow.  I wore little horns, a cowbell, and black bikini bottoms.  The rest was black and white body paint.  Being topless at a party all night was a rush, made easier by being 80% gay.

I am a Banshee this year.
Worst costume ever:  Vampira.  It did not work for me.
Best costume ever:  My boyfriend was a cowboy and I was a cow.  I wore little horns, a cowbell, and black bikini bottoms.  The rest was black and white body paint.  Being topless at a party all night was a rush, made easier by being 80% gay.

This has been rolling around in my mind for a decade now.  At least I have not done it and am still contemplating.   But I do think about it.

This has been rolling around in my mind for a decade now.  At least I have not done it and am still contemplating.   But I do think about it.

Good idea.

Good idea.

**Sharpens claws, cinches belt, changes batteries in vibrator.**

**Sharpens claws, cinches belt, changes batteries in vibrator.**

In 3… 2… 1…

In 3… 2… 1…

FASHION THREAD…
I am scarf hunting this week.  My new winter coat (the military one from last week) needs scarves to go with it.  But I am thinking some long trailing silk ones as well.  
and in the spring and fall I always look at myself and contemplate a boob job.  If I went up a couple of sizes my sweaters would be

FASHION THREAD…
I am scarf hunting this week.  My new winter coat (the military one from last week) needs scarves to go with it.  But I am thinking some long trailing silk ones as well.  
and in the spring and fall I always look at myself and contemplate a boob job.  If I went up a couple of sizes my sweaters would be

Amelie, you are a boring idiot.  Seriously.  As long as the goons at AVC are paying you for this drivel, can you at least try to be creative?

Amelie, you are a boring idiot.  Seriously.  As long as the goons at AVC are paying you for this drivel, can you at least try to be creative?