Alice Cooper every time.

Alice Cooper every time.

Funny, but I have never liked the word 'meal' either.  That in itself let's me know I will love this feature. 
Another word I don't like?  'Squat'.

Funny, but I have never liked the word 'meal' either.  That in itself let's me know I will love this feature. 
Another word I don't like?  'Squat'.

Well, I was watching that Ken Burn's Civil War documentary years ago and one of the things they read was a descrition of Gen. Hooker at Chancellorsville.  One of the eyewitnesses said Hooker was nearly killed by a cannonball but would not relinquish command, even though he was confused and disoriented, "like a duck…

Well, I was watching that Ken Burn's Civil War documentary years ago and one of the things they read was a descrition of Gen. Hooker at Chancellorsville.  One of the eyewitnesses said Hooker was nearly killed by a cannonball but would not relinquish command, even though he was confused and disoriented, "like a duck…

She does?
:::Loads car; checks small package concealed under passenger seat one more time, adjusts adult diaper, starts engine, drives…:::

She does?
:::Loads car; checks small package concealed under passenger seat one more time, adjusts adult diaper, starts engine, drives…:::

Dick Clark Syndrome. 

Dick Clark Syndrome. 

-War.
-Incest.
-NBC Olympic coverage.

-War.
-Incest.
-NBC Olympic coverage.

One word: Jerky.

One word: Jerky.

That will be sad.  Sad, sad little monkee…

That will be sad.  Sad, sad little monkee…

I got back from an amusement park called Indiana Beach last night.  Here's the thing:  The trip was fun and I had a real good time, but got too much sun.  The bridge of my nosehas a band of red and my shoulders are warm.  But the bad part is my feet. The tops of my feet are terribly sunburned.  I have no idea how that…

I got back from an amusement park called Indiana Beach last night.  Here's the thing:  The trip was fun and I had a real good time, but got too much sun.  The bridge of my nosehas a band of red and my shoulders are warm.  But the bad part is my feet. The tops of my feet are terribly sunburned.  I have no idea how that…

This whole Hobbit thing is getting dumber by the minute.  LOTR was perfect.  Why go further, when going further will stain the original?  Very bad move.

This whole Hobbit thing is getting dumber by the minute.  LOTR was perfect.  Why go further, when going further will stain the original?  Very bad move.