Now that is one lucky wife.  I hope you used it well.

That makes me laugh so hard I I am in pain!!

That makes me laugh so hard I I am in pain!!

Everyone always says cocksucker like it's a bad thing, and at the same time I have never met a guy who does not like blowjobs.
I like giving blowjobs.  They are fun and erotic and intense.  So I guess I am a cocksucker.  Is that so wrong?

Everyone always says cocksucker like it's a bad thing, and at the same time I have never met a guy who does not like blowjobs.
I like giving blowjobs.  They are fun and erotic and intense.  So I guess I am a cocksucker.  Is that so wrong?

Jamaica…

Jamaica…

YES!!!!
THANK YOU!!!
Brian and The Beach Boys have been given a pass for decades, and everyone knows they are not all that good to begin with.  It is exactly like overpraising parents. 

YES!!!!
THANK YOU!!!
Brian and The Beach Boys have been given a pass for decades, and everyone knows they are not all that good to begin with.  It is exactly like overpraising parents. 

I know exactly what you are talking about and if I never go to the beach again I think it would be fine with me.  I like lounging poolside even at a beach resort.  Nothing is worse than sandy beach pussy grit. 

I know exactly what you are talking about and if I never go to the beach again I think it would be fine with me.  I like lounging poolside even at a beach resort.  Nothing is worse than sandy beach pussy grit. 

Since Hollywood exists only to retread old movies, TV shows, board games, etc., I think the best possible scenario is to reboot the Star Wars trilogy with a new script, new director, and with Lucas welded into an oil drum and dropped in the Nevada desert so he can't possibly fuck it up.

Since Hollywood exists only to retread old movies, TV shows, board games, etc., I think the best possible scenario is to reboot the Star Wars trilogy with a new script, new director, and with Lucas welded into an oil drum and dropped in the Nevada desert so he can't possibly fuck it up.

Amen.

Amen.

That's what we love about you.

That's what we love about you.

I accept you day and night, Chief.  Clearly I am mistaken.

I accept you day and night, Chief.  Clearly I am mistaken.

Thornton is better and I mean far better as a supporting actor than a lead.  And huge demerits for Bad Santa.  I do not accept that anyone likes that movie.  It is just awful.