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yes to the "i ain't drinkin fucken merlot!", no to the cliched nz sac blanc…

me. i dunno, maybe the guy could have a wooden leg or something to make it more interesting. the point is, every movie has some kind of extreme conflict or drama, but maybe this one could be an anti movie, where you think things are going to go horribly wrong, but they don't.

This is my lightsaber.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My lightsaber, without me, is useless.
Without my lightsaber, I am useless.
etc.

i thought it was good

i guess there's no drama in that story, though. who wants to watch a movie where everyone is getting along just fine and their lives are totally fine…?

Burrrrrnnnn. In his haste for snark, Warren has failed to read the post. Careless.

Gold 5 to Red Leader, we lost Ty, we lost Hutch, they came from behind!!!

Where's the junkie drama about a regular guy with a regular job and a regular life who just has a junk habit on the weekends? He just does a bit of smack, sometimes smokes, sometimes pins, but he's clean and ready for work on Monday morning. Guy probably works in Human Resources. He has it under control, and don't

you're too old gyllenhaal, let go, it's over.
there's no free rides just because your feelings are hurt (then mad, then happy).
welcome to hollywood, you had a good run, more than you deserved, now it's time to wait until you're old enough for the 55 year old roles.

isn't red nose day to raise funds for, and awareness of, sudden infant death syndrome, rather than for children in need? if it's a "thing", it's kind of a good thing.

strewth mate - an elaborate game of heads or tails? it's called "two up" ya flaming mug and it couldn't be simpler. chuck two coins in the air, if you guess the right way they're gunna land (heads, or tails, but not heads and tails), ya win.
ya bet against some drongo who wants to bet yer.

but why would the travel advisory board give bad advice??

i avoid anything involving the truly obnoxious rebel wilson. an awful human being.

i think it's actually "farken fewl carnt"

Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

oh look. another excuse for white people to hate themselves based on movies or books from 30 or 40 years ago…