So…
do we have any idea what specifically "nuck" means?
I prefer to think it's "beat", which actually makes me a bit nervous. I only like violence when it's against someone else.

Every man I interact with on a regular basis does in fact 'blow up shit.' But they don't drink domestic beer. I don't know if they have penii, but I guess I could ask them.

Oh yeah, Jane Austen movies are my chick flick weakness too. Period dramas in general I think, but only ones that are based on books. I really enjoy watching movies after I've read the book.

Oh dear. I had forgotten about those. You are quite correct, English muffin pizzas (or pizza muffins, as my mom called them) are fabulous. Sadly, I don't have a toaster oven either. But I do have a broiler…

What station is it on in the UK?

Food really does suck out here
I'm not too sure of the reason, but in the UK Pizza Hut looks all fancy. Like a goddamn California Pizza Kitchen or something. They even have their own wine list.

I'm going to have to disagree that the radius is 25 miles. I'd put it closer to 55 for NY. I can get some mighty fine pizza at home.

This is my actual picture. Can't you see my lady curves?

psht, if I used a real photo you would all melt. has nothing to do with with fear. ok, maybe a little.

I like people thinking I'm a guy. Makes me feel manly.

Oh my god.
You people have real faces. It's kind of weird, I'm not too sure I wanted to know what any of you look like. (I, of course, have used an actual photo of myself.)

It'll probably take me about 2 whole weeks, and honestly, I don't know if I can commit that sort of time. I'm already giving up.

Well la dee da.

Bee man, the best part is the gate. Throw a 3 year old in there and go inside, no worries.

Psht, I'm a Jew and an adult, and I got presents.
Perhaps you're just not loved.

I was in New York which is close enough to Chicago for me. I would have gone.

"He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated," referred to the father of that little darling Hitler. I'm sure he knew perfectly well what he was doing when he signed the birth certificates.

*sigh*

And anyway, Ima is Hebrew for mom.
The "y" sound doesn't have to be at the beginning, as in the word "mayim" which is water. Or Blossom.