I think we're forgetting a little masterpiece called "October Baby", as well as Lil' Markie's harrowing single "Diary of an Unborn Child", truly two of the most balanced, deeply moving depictions of abortion pop culture has yet to produce.

I think we're forgetting a little masterpiece called "October Baby", as well as Lil' Markie's harrowing single "Diary of an Unborn Child", truly two of the most balanced, deeply moving depictions of abortion pop culture has yet to produce.

"Cunt" is one of the original seven dirty words. I listened to that routine over and over on my headphones after having ripped the audio from someone's iTunes library using Audio Hijack, thereby exploiting my middle school's laptop program for good use. I remember feeling like I was getting away with about thirty…

"Cunt" is one of the original seven dirty words. I listened to that routine over and over on my headphones after having ripped the audio from someone's iTunes library using Audio Hijack, thereby exploiting my middle school's laptop program for good use. I remember feeling like I was getting away with about thirty…

Stranger Than Paradise might be my favorite movie of all time. It's also the hardest movie to recommend to anyone without making it sound like the most boring experience imaginable. Very little of consequence happens during the film, but Jarmusch knows how to sustain his tone and make the experience unbelievably…

Stranger Than Paradise might be my favorite movie of all time. It's also the hardest movie to recommend to anyone without making it sound like the most boring experience imaginable. Very little of consequence happens during the film, but Jarmusch knows how to sustain his tone and make the experience unbelievably…

Before Sunset has long discussions about the sex Jesse and Celine had a decade before, so I'm pretty sure it's disqualified.

Before Sunset has long discussions about the sex Jesse and Celine had a decade before, so I'm pretty sure it's disqualified.

(hed) P.E. is by far the worst band I've ever listened to. They not only play shitty, derivative butt-rock that manages to out-horrible Limp Bizkit in the space of five seconds, but their ideology is hysterically inconsistent. Their lyrics sound like they were written by a high schooler who just spent two hours on the…

(hed) P.E. is by far the worst band I've ever listened to. They not only play shitty, derivative butt-rock that manages to out-horrible Limp Bizkit in the space of five seconds, but their ideology is hysterically inconsistent. Their lyrics sound like they were written by a high schooler who just spent two hours on the…

Ichi The Killer Joe Versus The Volca-No Country For Old Men In Black Swan Lake House Bun-Needful Things Fall A-Party Monster-In-Lawless

Ichi The Killer Joe Versus The Volca-No Country For Old Men In Black Swan Lake House Bun-Needful Things Fall A-Party Monster-In-Lawless

@avclub-b63f73301fe289a7c258eb2e3f4986ce:disqus Did you see her in Death Proof?

@avclub-b63f73301fe289a7c258eb2e3f4986ce:disqus Did you see her in Death Proof?

How did Nathan miss that Murray's "It just doesn't matter!" exhortation is a direct nod to Murray's magnificent climactic speech in "Meatballs"?

How did Nathan miss that Murray's "It just doesn't matter!" exhortation is a direct nod to Murray's magnificent climactic speech in "Meatballs"?

Weren't T2 and Commando both shot in the miserable Sherman Oaks Galleria which Martha Coolidge managed to turn into a pseudo-paradise in Valley Girl? What the hell has happened to that relic of the Reagan-Bush years? My punk friends from LA claim it's a place for "weird" kids to smoke pot for the first time in the…

Weren't T2 and Commando both shot in the miserable Sherman Oaks Galleria which Martha Coolidge managed to turn into a pseudo-paradise in Valley Girl? What the hell has happened to that relic of the Reagan-Bush years? My punk friends from LA claim it's a place for "weird" kids to smoke pot for the first time in the…

I want "The Hell of It" played at my funeral.

I want "The Hell of It" played at my funeral.