Spike Lee just tweeted Tegan and Sara's address.

The first, and hopefully last, time I've googled "punching a koala:"

Jimmy James was a great character, but his genius will always be in the fact that he was both Bill Dauterive and Buck Strickland.

When this showed up in my Facebook feed, I was afraid for a second that Stephen Root had joined the Tea Party.

Ah, so he's who Romney borrowed that binder from.

You're Steve Stockman, aren't you? I knew it!

And this is only your third comment! I look forward to great things.

"We don't really consider you part of the country, to be honest."

It doesn't reflect well on RHCP that a lot of people not only thought this was real, but also one of their best songs in recent years.

"Dear Mr. Bieber, you have been selected to represent your school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada."

Yes, I thought it was called Shrek, and I will probably always be calling it Shrek.

"D.R.M."

That is one of the funniest pictures The Onion has ever posted.
http://www.theonion.com/art…

I love the way he pronounces "home."

These past few days, I've been seriously considering microwaving my underwear before leaving the house.

Why you cotton pickin'…!

Stupid babies need the most attention!

that's getting bookmarked for comment of the year

I was depressed when SNL had their first cast member younger than me. Almost as bad as when the first congressman younger than me entered office last year.

Indeed, it's probably the shortest Todd VanDerWerff article ever.