Look! Someone's attractive cousin!

That wig makes him look like one of the Beatles.

I think that Boglin puppet would be a bigger turnoff. I should know, I have one.

Pants Off To (Roy) Harper

He's been great covering the Rob Ford scandal. You can tell he's loving it.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who read that as "diarrheas."

Or, related to my comment above, the sound you make when a pigeon flies into your mouth.

Huh, pigeons seem to love the sound of Roger Ebert's v-*pffffGAG*

On one hand, I can't see Jack Black as a good representative for the United States abroad. On the other hand, it would get him out of the country.

Was it a nice hat?

30, very little, YouTube videos of people getting hit in the nuts

I'm a straight white guy living in an economically-depressed area of Ohio. It's like I'm God!

So is this a gimmick account?

♪ Fattening up our tapeworms…♪

Who'd have thought poor people could spell Kardashian?

Sigh…I'm on a library computer right now.

I'm sad that $48,000 a year is considered poor.

Why is the world in love again?
Why are the animals walking hand in hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
It's the brand new deluge for the Book of Genesis

I saw them earlier this year, and I have never been to a show where the audience had so much fun.

"You know who gave me the letter at the restaurant? JIM FUCKING MORRISON GAVE ME THE LETTER, THAT'S WHO!"