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Oh my God, him being married to LaGuerta.  That was truly a hilarious line in this episode.  That and Transient Black Cop having a line about Batista looking at her ass.  It's like her character was introduced just for that to come up.

Because at one point I liked the show.  And now that it's almost over I need to finish it.

All I care about is seeing Batista's sister naked.

Of course, this version of Breaking Bad would have ended because Walter White shouting that loudly about his criminal enterprise would get him caught rather quickly.

At least he didn't get to season 4, right?

Under Shredder's armor, we all look the same.

The only other direction from "Taken" is the opposite.

Is it wrong I want to live in a world where packs of boy band street gangs defend their turf with martial arts?  How is that plot not an anime already? Aaron Carter could be our shonen protagonist.

I once ended up in 98 Degrees turf, which was a Lady's Foot Locker.  There was much kung fu fighting.

Great, now you made me start thinking about it and I started laughing in the middle of the work place.

I've seen a clip from that and thought to myself "Emma?  The flat chested girl from Degrassi who nearly got molested in an episode?"

I must find this Community one.

"Fapping" and "jacking it" and "being fired from work for sexual indecency."

Just googled her, I agree.  Give her the part.

Spin cycle?

Kyptonite is his weakness, he's vulnerable to magic.

It's funny, everything that's important to Superman's character are things that people hate about him.  The problem is that most newer viewers have no interest in seeing Superman's emotional core.  They want to see the good guy fight.  And the things that get in the way of that are the things that make him

It's like Alien vs. Predator.  Or Freddy vs. Jason.