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Question: For #sixseasonsandamovie are we counting season 4?

"They were out of Orange Goo-Goo."

As if there's any other kind.

The AVClub website would redirect to a 409 error message, which is just a giant question mark.

FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!

Like Topher Grace's edit of The Phantom Menace.

People didn't like Denholm?  I loved him.  But I'd be hard pressed to find a favorite or least favorite character on the show.

Goddamn these electric sex pants!

The America Digimon movie was terrible because it the three unrelated Digimon movies edited together to fake one cohesive plot.

Was anyone else thinking about the episode of Scrubs where Jason Bateman was a garbage man who owned a farm of ostriches?

YES!  This has caught me a few time while watching.  I wonder if that will make sense by the end of the season or if @avclub-b5a8e57188f396243f8f41ded04cb8c2:disqus is right and they are doing it to mess with us.

My first world problem:

An 11-year old boy with nice cans.

You're a CROOK!  Captain Hook!  Judge, won't you throw the book at the PIRATE!

Nick will be found by thieves in a shipping container, handcuffed to a chair in the back, and they'll find out he has super powers and…

I'm surprised at the high grade.  I missed the first ten minutes of the episode, did it explain the poor choices made by a lot of the characters?

@avclub-9c75bab0f5d964591655e73e7c22c540:disqus If there isn't a sketch like that already, I'm totally willing to steal the idea from you.

That's how a lot of movies are.  I can never tell if it's an issue of a movie making so much money that the studios want sequels or the intention of the writers to have sequels but write the first movie in such a way that if it tanks, it has a good resolution.  In either case, movies like The Matrix, Pirates of the

Bullshit.

Presumably, like those working with Morpheus if you die in the game then you die in real life get hurt or killed in the Matrix, you really die.  What I don't know is what happens to a person an Agent jumps into.