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I figure Marvel superheroes in the cinematic universe aren't particularly busy, but they also aren't SHIELD employees really.  So they'd have no reason to interact with them most of the time as it is.

This episode would have been 75% stronger if it ended with the Dean (or Jeff) in an empty study room saying "Class dismissed."

Dwight Kim-Jong Shrute.

Hmm, maybe you're right.  Did she have her streak?

"I would raise 100 children, sired by 100 of your lovers" — This is the second most romantic thing I've ever heard (the first most romantic thing was said by John Krazinski in "Away We Go")

I knew something was up because Evil Annie didn't have a streak in her hair.

I'd go to the Darkest Timeline for that.

Wizard.  Wizardwizardwizard.

I never even watched Ben & Kate, but I wish it survived and The Following was cancelled.

Because of my age, I never knew how divisive this episode was until I got on the Internet.  I'd have to rewatch it, but if memory serves it's still a great episode.  I sympathized with Grimey, and even though I didn't expect him to die and be ridiculed, I knew he couldn't win either.  Dark, possibly.  But nothing line

So an injury was why Russell was out?  I wasn't sure why that vacation trip was written in, but now that I know, it makes that ridiculous yet humorous scene of the police squad sending him off make more sense (they rolled him out on his desk chair).

I got that e-mail too, but I read it too fast and thought I was getting it for free.  I'm not about to pay five bucks for it though.

Second Star to the Right was history lesson of how Baelfire cannot hold on to a person's hand.  First Rumple, then Wendy, then the Shadow, then Emma.

I think the only reason Snow should feel guilty is because in those ten seconds after Cora got her heart back, she wasn't such a bad person.  Meaning if Snow did her little con without poisoning Cora, everything would have been alright (save for Gold's death)

Jason Collins was not turned gay by a Washington Wizard.

The best burn I have ever heard in my life.

Chalk me up for the side of people who liked Unbreakable.

I enjoyed this movie in theaters, and I'm not sure why I never bought it on DVD.  I could watch Ellen Page says "gushy" for hours.

That's Drake's kill.