I don't know why I don't read the comments first, so I don't look like a fool quoting the episode.

You may have to make a metaphorical deal with the devil.  And by "devil," I mean "Robot Devil," and my "metaphorical," I mean "get your coat."

It wasn't until about the third hour of watching the coverage did I realize that A.) I hadn't seen a single commercial and B.) I had no idea what the day's forecast was.

"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

In between Regina trying to one-up Emma and the gang, she couldn't follow up with Greg and his craziness?

I had no idea the episodes aired at all until I saw this review pop up on my Facebook newsfeed half an hour ago.

Seems like they are trying set up Troy and Britta breaking up.  Which is fine.  I still want Troy and Annie.

I have family members and friends that like Tyler Perry movies.  I do not like them.  If only I was a movie critic…I'd probably be accused of being too white.

She went full Trudy.

I'd edit it, but I'll let you be that guy.

I feel like every time we hear they're trying to make a sale or meeting up with a client, it's always "one of their biggest."  The easy way for them to make us thing there are stakes, I suppose.

He was.  And it looks like he kept his promise to kill some birds.

I need a list of all of Dunder Mifflin's "biggest clients."

"Donna?"
"Gentlemen."

"I have four berries but I'm saving them for Laser Floyd!"

There were a lot of good laughs in today's episode, but the first one that got me was right before a commercial break when the pregnant lesbian gynecologist says to Cece "But you still know where it (the penis) goes."

I was asking myself if one of the IPs of OUaT really needed a spinoff, but then I realized this is a ploy to avoid having to just fire the kid that plays Henry and instead just phase out the show entirely.

Well here's something I forgot existed until now.

Up until this point I was content with Hannibal just being the commercial where Hugh Dancy shouts "He kills them quickly, and with mercy!' while a How to Destroy Angels song played in the background.

Jesus Christ, I forgot how much I loved those two weeks.