Please please, do a review of this episode.

I was pretty meh about this episode, but I'll be honest, I'm still trying to get over the transition.

Hook's been turning out to be a terrible villain.  Probably because he's playing third fiddle at this point.  Sure, not having magical ability is naturally a handicap in this series, but they could have made him like evil HRG (if we remember our Heroes).

How do you spell how Schmidt pronounces "room"?  "Ruum"?

Oh God, as long as it's not just me.

Now that I'm thinking about it, Henry's going to be Rumple's downfall.  So he's just going to try to get rid of him.  Which cannot work well considering the boy's lineage.  I mean really, do you want to piss off your newly found son by destroying his child?  That's probably what the prophecy was talking about.

It was something we all picked up on earlier.  A lot of the characters who don't look white ended up getting killed off rather quickly.  Offhand: Lancelot, Gus the Mouse, Cinderella's fairygodmother

Another thing, as it turns out rumors move more quickly than a hobbling Rumplestiltskin.

Man, imagine Regina's face when they come back.  "Hey (whatever Henry calls Regina)!  Guess what!  Now I found my real dad!  And it turns out he's Rumple's son!"

"You left me in a prison because Pinocchio told you?"

But where else would you get her pretending to be a Hispanic maid?

I didn't want to explicitly say anything, but yes.

I feel like Armisen's character in the FOX & Friend's sketch was supposed to be Waltz, but they switched at the last second.

Adele is a singer.  "A Dell" is a computer.

I was hoping Arsenal had already found and told Nightwing everything, and that Dr. Fate was sending the Beetles to nowhere land.

I did like the Troy/Annie flirt.  I still ship them.

Jokes on you, he doesn't have any loved ones.

I'll kill someone.  After I kill all these pidgeons.

This has the cadence of a joke, so I am laughing.

I need to know why two out of work middle-aged men with presumably no computer engineering background decided they should gun for a Google internship.