It's baltamization.  The Japanese say….it increases sexual potency.

If only Mr. Bayless were that intellectual.

Lots of FANTASTIC barbecue.  And lots of live trivia.

Penicillin would probably be best.

'Time to Pretend' sure is.

Hey, it's not Jazz-laska.

Nice Pants.

Colin Mochrie was the best comedian on this show.  Which is saying something.  He was the guy that had them all cracking up.

Tecumseh:  I know several Nebraska housewives, and many of them loved this show.  And for good reason.  It was funny as hell.

Sir, that is truly racist.

So baseball-playing zombie chimps, then?

Would you accept Peter Gabriel's 'Shock The Monkey' and a set of jumper cables?

And The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot?

The waters….of Lake Winnetonka.

As long as the price drops for these services, I don't care.  I can always change the channel or hit mute.

For more money, they'll open even farther.

I hear the Roast Beef is good there.

Soundgarden > Fishbone >Pumpkins in 1994 > Stone Temple Pilots >Collective Soul >Green Jelly> Korn >Ke$ha

Cabbages, cabbages!  Yum yum yum!
Cabbages, cabbages!  Gimme some!

Rad(ish)!  Let's pepper this thread with puns.