Worst Band Name winner of 2013:  Scat Thompson.

Worst Band Name winner of 2013:  Scat Thompson.

I dunno.  Level 42 was pretty good.

I dunno.  Level 42 was pretty good.

Good band name, bad band.

Good band name, bad band.

The Dave Clark Five?

The Dave Clark Five?

I think they forgot Keith Richards.  Or Syd Barrett.  Or Ringo Starr.  Or about a thousand more.

I think they forgot Keith Richards.  Or Syd Barrett.  Or Ringo Starr.  Or about a thousand more.

I'm still waiting for that Poopfist album.

I'm still waiting for that Poopfist album.

Win a FUCK with Tad Hamilton
Sweet FUCK Alabama
What a Girl FUCKS
For the FUCK of the Game
The Runaway FUCK
The Wedding FUCKER

Win a FUCK with Tad Hamilton
Sweet FUCK Alabama
What a Girl FUCKS
For the FUCK of the Game
The Runaway FUCK
The Wedding FUCKER

Speaking of bad accents:  Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry".  Nobody in Nebraska speaks that way.  Having lived in Nebraska for 30 years, I can most assuredly tell you that no one in Nebraska speaks that way. Unless they had recently moved there after having lived in Tennessee.

Speaking of bad accents:  Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry".  Nobody in Nebraska speaks that way.  Having lived in Nebraska for 30 years, I can most assuredly tell you that no one in Nebraska speaks that way. Unless they had recently moved there after having lived in Tennessee.

Gil Mann:  Small type on DVD can hide a lot of interesting things.  I was looking in the bargain bin of the local Walgreens recently when I found a grim and joyful looking action DVD.  The 40-point type of font they used in The Terminator trumpeted 'STALLONE' as the star.  In the 6-point type right above it, however,…

Gil Mann:  Small type on DVD can hide a lot of interesting things.  I was looking in the bargain bin of the local Walgreens recently when I found a grim and joyful looking action DVD.  The 40-point type of font they used in The Terminator trumpeted 'STALLONE' as the star.  In the 6-point type right above it, however,…

Yep, it does sound like a sitcom plot, doesn't it?  The write-up in the paper was especially interesting.

Yep, it does sound like a sitcom plot, doesn't it?  The write-up in the paper was especially interesting.