I am unaware of any animosity between them.  But if you have a rivalry with 40-year-old men wearing clown makeup, you deserve to lose.

As a target for the blind knife thrower.

As a target for the blind knife thrower.

Hey, everybody!

I always thought that 'Black Friday' would translate well to a cock-rock or modern country song.  It would be far too smart for either one of those rooms, though.

I always looked at it as more bossa-nova.  Either way, an interesting and entertaining listen to a song about your typical SD greaseball.

Not joking here….has Limp Bizkit ever played the Gathering of the Juggalos?

Not joking here….has Limp Bizkit ever played the Gathering of the Juggalos?

I remember reading about in in 'National Lampoon'.  Too nasty for it to be a real thing.

I remember reading about in in 'National Lampoon'.  Too nasty for it to be a real thing.

It's usually what you get right before a Cleveland Steamer.

It's usually what you get right before a Cleveland Steamer.

Douches will fly their shorts at half-mast down their ass upon hearing the news….

Douches will fly their shorts at half-mast down their ass upon hearing the news….

Fred Durst's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

Fred Durst's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

Covers of Dan Fogelberg songs, done in that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon style.

Covers of Dan Fogelberg songs, done in that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon style.

In another year, you will be able to walk down the street saying you are Fred Durst and nobody would know the difference.

In another year, you will be able to walk down the street saying you are Fred Durst and nobody would know the difference.