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It depends.  Did he have his cock bitten by a radioactive Jugalette?

It depends.  Did he have his cock bitten by a radioactive Jugalette?

*opens the door, runs into room with arms flailing*

*opens the door, runs into room with arms flailing*

Manute Bol lived in my town for some of the time after his NBA career.  He helped a lot of Sudanese here with what money he earned in the NBA,  He was a good man.

Manute Bol lived in my town for some of the time after his NBA career.  He helped a lot of Sudanese here with what money he earned in the NBA,  He was a good man.

…in the ass with a Giant Rubber Dick.

…in the ass with a Giant Rubber Dick.

The way they do it seems to be manufactured.  I will bet you money that they agree on a price beforehand and then do the haggling for the camera.

The way they do it seems to be manufactured.  I will bet you money that they agree on a price beforehand and then do the haggling for the camera.

I agree.  David Attenborough had 'Life on Earth' several years ago, as well as 'Connections'.  Reality TV of the best kind.

I agree.  David Attenborough had 'Life on Earth' several years ago, as well as 'Connections'.  Reality TV of the best kind.

Then don't ever buy that gum.  Vote with yer pocketbook.

Then don't ever buy that gum.  Vote with yer pocketbook.

Oh.  Carrot Top, then.

Oh.  Carrot Top, then.

She was a stripper in the drive-thru window?  Now this I gotta see!

She was a stripper in the drive-thru window?  Now this I gotta see!

Who wrote that headline?  Leslie Knope?

Who wrote that headline?  Leslie Knope?