Back in college when I were high, some friends and I pondered this question.  The answer we reached was 'Barney would have the gun, so Gilligan would win'.  Your vision is much more elegant and more closely approaches the truth.  Well done, sir or madam.

Don't just dream it…Brie it.

Who would win in a fight between Barney Fife and Gilligan?

Yeah.  Can't unsee that now.  Guess that's my own fault for following the link.

*Santa Claus

*Santa Claus

*Conversion van with mag wheels and glass packs traveling down a desert highway in the 70s.  Naked lady, wizard and unicorn airbrushed on the side.*

*Conversion van with mag wheels and glass packs traveling down a desert highway in the 70s.  Naked lady, wizard and unicorn airbrushed on the side.*

Well, she may have many good scriptwriting years ahead of her.  She does have good examples to draw from.  Who knows, she may even turn out to be Great.  I have never seen any movie that she has worked on, so I am not qualified to give an answer.

Well, she may have many good scriptwriting years ahead of her.  She does have good examples to draw from.  Who knows, she may even turn out to be Great.  I have never seen any movie that she has worked on, so I am not qualified to give an answer.

That's right.  Thank you!

That's right.  Thank you!

These were the fans that chucked iceballs at Santa Calus, y'know.

These were the fans that chucked iceballs at Santa Calus, y'know.

You just haven't heard 'Shit-Fuck Stack', then.

You just haven't heard 'Shit-Fuck Stack', then.

Thanks!  Kinda sad the Hawthorne Grill doesn't exist anymore, though.

Thanks!  Kinda sad the Hawthorne Grill doesn't exist anymore, though.

I think that my eyes need to take a shower now.

I think that my eyes need to take a shower now.