Officer, I swear I didn't know

He was a real gentleman.  But what's more, he really knew how to treat a female impersonator.

Kinda like on Jerry Springer, when he says at the end of the episode:  'Everything you have seen and we have glorified in the last hour is wrong.  Don't do that.'

*trips over pants while running because he is also sagging*

What's fun is watching when COPS is in your hometown and tracking the squad cars during chases.

Yes, Officer, this is my friend's car.  No, officer, I don't know his name.  That weed and gun under the seat is obviously not mine.

Oooh, noooo.  Beta!

With all due respect, that number does seem pretty inflated.  No one should be on crack, as hellish as that drug is.

Because a lot of F1 courses are not circles.  And that Americans do not drive most F1 cars.

I feel terrible about it, but I laughed so hard at the phone comment that I nearly pissed myself.  Well done.

One episode they had a Sherwin Williams broken into in San Antonio.  It was an industrial area of town about 4 in the morning.  They found the spray paint section hit pretty hard.

This band couldn't truly be The Pieces of Shit.

I hear ya.  I am not a fan of the traditional sitcom, and the way that they were setting this up in ads made it seem like exactly that.  Maybe if they would have advertised it more accurately it could have turned into a cult TV show.

But the 1 black person and 1 white person hired for every black company employee would themselves become employees, and therefore require another black person and another white person to follow them around.  You would require an infinite amount of workers almost immediately.  And that would suck for parking.  Prior to…

Lots of difference between a potential rapist and a real rapist, isn't there?  Lots of people fulfill their potential to spout idiotic nonsense, unfortunately.

The main reasons kids bully is to gain relative social standing, boredom, or to look cool in front of their buddies.  When they understand that there will be a cost applied to their bullying, they will stop doing it, at least to that kid.

How about Calvin taking a leak on a decal of Calvin taking a leak on something?  If you did it enough, you would have infinite regression.  Hillbillies' brains would explode all over the dashboard of their Camaros.

That's easy.

Merchandising!