alright in my book got weirdly left out in my last comment. i blame my insufferable prickishness.

It has improved slightly due to all the irish students who come over. The locals are fucking disgusting though. no offence to any aberdonian woman on here.

i shot a man in reno just to watch him die one time.

That touched me deeply deadeye. I will take your comments to heart and actively try to modify by behaviour so you will like me and we can become best friends. I can't wait for us to attend parties and other social events together. Over time, your feelings may grow too strong though and that scares me. I do not want to…

oh no, scots are fat. really fucking fat. As i said ealier, we are the least healthy country in europe. We tend to eat anything friend. Glasgow is the home of the deep fried pizza, stonehaven, the deep fried mars bar and then pretty much anything that can be fried has been.

That sounds more like aberdeen. Especially with the colour of all the buildings. Why do you think we have so many suicides? It's people trying to get some fucking colour into the place.

It's got electrolytes!

right im off to bed. i am far too high to have a cogent discussion on buckie/scottish alcohol culture.

@evel, the correct nomenclature up here, is bam or ned. Ned, as previously stated stands for non educated delinquent. I believe it came from a term used in a government report or speech, and got picked up in the media. I have no clue where bam came from, but it does suit the sort of people you apply it to.

unfortunatly jerk, i have just turned 18. but ale isn't that popular amongst most guys my age. It takes too long to drink and therefore you can't get bleezing as fast or as cheaply.

fuck three posts in a row. i need a fucking edit button. @totz, scotland is actually one of the stabbiest places in the world.

clueless, if you ever get a chance to try cairngorm brewery's stuff do go for it, the trade winds beer is pretty much the nicest beer i have ever had. fruity and light, but not easily gluggable. They also do a fucking nice stout called black gold.

Zodiac, it would be far too fucking sweet for you. I can however see you drinking this :

kesser makes you fester?

weather check here, i just got fucking hypothermia walking back from seeing green zone.

aye i ken fit ure sayin min. pure mental eh?

ALSO - as a side note, what was the cask number of your bottle. There is actually a subtle difference between the numbers. Lower numbers from the cask are nicer, whilst the lower are stronger.

Unfortunately sir, I am a future lawyer. The medics drink me under the fucking table. The pub crawl they did this year actually made a few of the newspapers in scotland and a few of the major newspapers comment sections discussing the future of our nation and the promotion of binge drinking etc.

ooooooooh electron. I just don't want to get too drunk and have something bad happen with a guy like you….

jesus, you don't happen to be studying medicine at glasgow do you? you sound so much like a guy from school it's creeeeeeepy.