well said

Bob with British accent: never not funny to me

It is also my lifelong dream to find a box of money

but I wanna go make some sperm!

is that you, Jack?

"You know how you get when you don't shit for 6 days and you come down with a massive cold even though it's the summer and you sleep 17 hours a day and have really fucked up dreams?"

WHY WOULD GIVING YOURSELF A MILD ENEMA ALLOW YOU TO RUN TO THE TOILET?

lawl

Mellowship Slinky in B Major
my lillywhite ass is tickled pink
i listen to the music that makes me think

So?

or Carlos Castaneda. Or Aldous Huxley.

Lord, why couldn't it have been John Mayer?

peter gluniack? never heard of him

die on a toilet

a-derp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp

The harp just got a WHOLE LOT SEXIER

nice.

Beat Detective.
With that and auto-tune, who needs talent?

anything else?

You got a twitter Tompocalypse?