I honestly think since we're supposed to assume Patti had Naomi killed then it must be someone else like the bank or Ryan Phillipe or whomever Janet McTeer is going to be playing.

There was usually one episode a season where one of them would off-handly gripe about being broke or something but the next episode they're boutique shopping or ordering $75 worth of take out.

There was usually one episode a season where one of them would off-handly gripe about being broke or something but the next episode they're boutique shopping or ordering $75 worth of take out.

How could you not mention possibly the greatest Strangers with Candy quote of all time? "I'm so sorry we're late—we came as soon as we felt like it."

How could you not mention possibly the greatest Strangers with Candy quote of all time? "I'm so sorry we're late—we came as soon as we felt like it."

It was a footed onzie, thank you very much. To my eye it looked like they took a He-Man blanket/sheet/pillowcasae and interpolated it onto an adult onzie/forever lazy.

It was a footed onzie, thank you very much. To my eye it looked like they took a He-Man blanket/sheet/pillowcasae and interpolated it onto an adult onzie/forever lazy.

Well sunlight and microwave hands.

Well sunlight and microwave hands.

mmm…that sweet Zach attack ass.

mmm…that sweet Zach attack ass.

"If I learned anything from Michelle Pfiefer in Dangerous Minds, Sandy Bullock in The Blind Side, and Hillary Swank in that movie nobdy saw, it's that all it takes to solve racial problems is a really pretty white woman."— Laurie "Cougar Town"

"If I learned anything from Michelle Pfiefer in Dangerous Minds, Sandy Bullock in The Blind Side, and Hillary Swank in that movie nobdy saw, it's that all it takes to solve racial problems is a really pretty white woman."— Laurie "Cougar Town"

I didn't pay attention to the credits, but when Michelle made the gun in the clock reference I immediately shook my fist in the air and yelled "Curse you Dan!!!"

I didn't pay attention to the credits, but when Michelle made the gun in the clock reference I immediately shook my fist in the air and yelled "Curse you Dan!!!"

I knew that. I was referring to the name Hubble. Robert Redford's character in The Way We Were."

I knew that. I was referring to the name Hubble. Robert Redford's character in The Way We Were."

And Death Becomes her in 1992…

And Death Becomes her in 1992…

Or at LEAST referr to her as "Vamp Barb!"