"Unemployment office? Liquor store? Off track betting parlor?"

"Unemployment office? Liquor store? Off track betting parlor?"

"I get pumped and have things down my throat all the time."

"I get pumped and have things down my throat all the time."

Desperate Housewives titles are all Sondheim songs/lyrics.

Desperate Housewives titles are all Sondheim songs/lyrics.

She knows what she did…

Every thing about this comment from your username to a top notch vag joke is made of solid pure win, sir. *imaginary hat*

I know I'm constantly going "I love that Noodle Shop!"

I know. I've never understood shows that film outdoors in one city and it's set in another. Just have "The Good Wife" take place in New York if you're going to shoot here. We know it ain't Chicago you're showin!

It was on June's laptop so I'm just going to assume he answered her skype call off screen one day.

"You had sex in my bedroom?!"
"Yes, and you can too!"

I'm all for them expanding this a little but I think the Skpye bits work well in a guidepost kind of way. If they do a "June's partens are visiting! Hide the dead monkeys and She by Sheree shopping bags out of here!" episode it wouldn't work since it's established they're down for the craziness like sex tapes.

I quite literally bit my lip and mad a soft "mmmf!" sound every time they showed them. It was an involuntary impulse. He was far too A&F pretty faced for me, but that torso was made for slow-mo closeups.

Teeny top hats for the win!

I know. I kep going "UGH that's so LA" but then they'll pass a place in the city I know and go "Oh..well done A23!" I love all the real locations but wouldn't it just be cheaper to actually film in NY?

I enjoyed that line. Chloe needs a celebrity nemesis/frienemy she can constantly be complaining about but you never actually see. Kelly O is a great C/B list example.

In your opinion what is a realistic number of disguses?

She doe—. Spielberg's home number.

There was an American Idol performance of "One Rock and Roll Too Many" that was honestly am-AH-zing. I think it was Shyesha Mcado?