But then it would just be the Daily Show, only not funny and two years too late. Although I guess you're right, that still qualifies as a lot better….

But then it would just be the Daily Show, only not funny and two years too late. Although I guess you're right, that still qualifies as a lot better….

I may have missed it, but did anyone call Anne's parents and tell them
where the wedding was, since they were the ones who gave the Hammonds
the heads-up about the elopement in the first place?

I may have missed it, but did anyone call Anne's parents and tell them
where the wedding was, since they were the ones who gave the Hammonds
the heads-up about the elopement in the first place?

My money is on Collier, what with his possibly nefarious CIA contacts.  Or maybe that's just leakage from Dylan Baker's Damages character.

My money is on Collier, what with his possibly nefarious CIA contacts.  Or maybe that's just leakage from Dylan Baker's Damages character.

Besides my sister, every other DA fan I know is a red blooded American male.  And Patton Oswalt live tweets every episode, and I think he actually managed to sire an heir, so there's that.

Besides my sister, every other DA fan I know is a red blooded American male.  And Patton Oswalt live tweets every episode, and I think he actually managed to sire an heir, so there's that.

My nerdy lawyer friends and I once spent a drunken bachelorette party parsing out a "bra code" solution to the problem faced by Boo and Ginny.  The document produced was an elaborate carta involving sliding time tables, sunset dates, absolute devising events, and shifting and springing interests to rival the Rule…

My nerdy lawyer friends and I once spent a drunken bachelorette party parsing out a "bra code" solution to the problem faced by Boo and Ginny.  The document produced was an elaborate carta involving sliding time tables, sunset dates, absolute devising events, and shifting and springing interests to rival the Rule…

As a person who, in high school, both danced and was a cheerleader (because she wasn't good enough at ballet for anyone to really care to stop her), I loved the ballet/cheerleading dynamic tonight.  For dancers, cheerleading was easy given your existing skill set, and socially advantageous.  And at my school, it got…

As a person who, in high school, both danced and was a cheerleader (because she wasn't good enough at ballet for anyone to really care to stop her), I loved the ballet/cheerleading dynamic tonight.  For dancers, cheerleading was easy given your existing skill set, and socially advantageous.  And at my school, it got…

Charlie reminds me way too much of the eponymous mass murdering Kevin from We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Charlie reminds me way too much of the eponymous mass murdering Kevin from We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Indeed, the fact that Team USA already had golds and Gabby bested everyone in the all-around has made the women's event finals a lot of fun to watch, because I feel 100% free to root for the specialists from random countries who had no hope of team medals or the all-around and instead focus on doing craaaaazy shit on…

Indeed, the fact that Team USA already had golds and Gabby bested everyone in the all-around has made the women's event finals a lot of fun to watch, because I feel 100% free to root for the specialists from random countries who had no hope of team medals or the all-around and instead focus on doing craaaaazy shit on…

Apparently Jordyn Wieber cried too much and McKayla Maroney cried too
little. Maybe tonight someone will hit the sweet spot of gymnastic
disappointment and keep her chin up while bitter tears stream
uncontrollably down her otherwise dignified face.

Apparently Jordyn Wieber cried too much and McKayla Maroney cried too
little. Maybe tonight someone will hit the sweet spot of gymnastic
disappointment and keep her chin up while bitter tears stream
uncontrollably down her otherwise dignified face.

If they just got rid of those digital wisps of bright colors streaming from everyone's limbs, it would go a long way towards alleviating the tamponyness of the whole thing.

If they just got rid of those digital wisps of bright colors streaming from everyone's limbs, it would go a long way towards alleviating the tamponyness of the whole thing.