My twelve year old daughter has stolen my copy of Florence and the Machine's album and refuses to return it. Every once in a while I hear her humming "Drumming Song" under her breath.

I will never apologize for the Tragically Hip. For I love songs with obscure Canadian references. You can't make apologize for that.

Yankee Deer, you don't have to live with her and her shitty taste in music. My eldest apparently inherited all my cool person genes. The youngest got all her dad's bad taste.

I won't apologize for the first Barenaked Ladies album, which is delightful juvenile pop, but for all subsequent albums they released- sure will.

Nickelback…
This Canadian apologizes for them. Again. I do that a lot.

@FidelAstro

I remember "(You're) Having My Baby". My ex played it for me when he found out I was pregnant with our daughter. It was that precise moment I decided to leave him.

I ahte 90% of the songs listed in the thread. Sadly, I'd listen to them all again if someone promises me that I never, ever, EVER have to listen to my aunt drunkenly sing Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey" ever again at family karaoke night.

Actually, the most surprising thing in my life is the fact that in the twenty two blocks between my house and my job there is no Tim Horton's at all.

Well, we Canadians all sit on our chesterfields while drinking from a two-four over May Long while watching the shennanigans in Dog River on the TV and thinking aboot hockey and Timmys and how stupid Americans are because they can't spell grey and neighbour. Eh?

I hate Titanic now with a passion usually reserved for exes.
My preteen daughter, though, discovered my old VHS copy in a box and has now watched it a half dozen times. I'm now convinced it's strictly a teenage girly thing and she will one day realize that Titanic sucks. Or I would have failed as a mother.

I spent years and years of piano lessons playing Billy Joel songs becuase my piano teacher thought he was on par with Beethoven. That made me an Elton John fan instead. I fully expect mocking to follow. But nothing reminds me more of old biddy screaming in German and rulers rapping knuckles more than " Goodbye To…

I hate Canada TCM sometimes.

This thread has made me laugh hysterically at work and may cost me my job.

I can't stop watching. I want to stop. I am unable to. I have no willpower.

I'm with Rex Murphy. We Canadians need Cherry Coke back.

Point being, if you are going to insist on spoiling stuff, make sure you know what you are talking about.

Siapaise, if you're going to be an asshole and spoil stuff, get the spoilers right. Otherwise, go back to your hole.

Didn't the C.I.A. put Harry Tang in charge of a pineapple packaging plant.

To further awesomeness.