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Shit yeah, I got a guy trying to walk out of a hospital on a fried drumstick because he's afraid of Keyser Soze.

My wife is going to burn out my eyes and cut out my tongue because of that particular hook. Earwormy as shit. Every song is though.

I've been along for the ride since Remission came out - went into listening to The Hunter with the worst mindset (Black Album came to mind after seeing the song lengths). Came out of listening to the record thinking it's possibly their greatest work. Definitely more mainstream, but it makes sense in the progression of

I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Jesus Christ.

Totally Parker Posey.

Totally Parker Posey.

Mobile posting. This can't be good.

I miss the White Rapper Show on VH1.

Good.

Real good.

Really good.

Oranssi Pazuzu, I couldn't agree more. Holy shit.

Definitely not alone in the Pantera give-no-fuckness.

So, come on, you old son of a gun, and let Buster do a line off your boner.

Seriously - not one mention of Men at Work? TOTAL CLASSIC.

Another dude who registered just to comment on this column. Sadness prevails.

Maybe I've Got Shit Ears
I swore White Dale say "10 Year Old Rape", had to rewind twice and finally watch the captions to find out it was "10 Year Old Rave".

I repeat:
PUSSYGUTT

Short answer: Yes
Long answer: Yessssssss