Haha, remember when Dre punched a woman? But he's not an asshole like Rose, who also punched women and wore spandex. Wait, did Dre wear eyeliner? What an asshole.

Haha, remember when Dre punched a woman? But he's not an asshole like Rose, who also punched women and wore spandex. Wait, did Dre wear eyeliner? What an asshole.

Fuckin Dave Grohl, he's involved somehow.

Fuckin Dave Grohl, he's involved somehow.

They make some good burgers.

They make some good burgers.

Which I don't count. SNL wasn't "his" show. And voiceovers don't cut it. I'm talking a Louie-type show. Oh, The Chris Rock Show! The one on HBO where he interviewed people and had musical guests (Cake)! No, not that either.

Which I don't count. SNL wasn't "his" show. And voiceovers don't cut it. I'm talking a Louie-type show. Oh, The Chris Rock Show! The one on HBO where he interviewed people and had musical guests (Cake)! No, not that either.

Chris Rock isn't done making shitty movies. He wants to make some more so his star can fall to the level of TV. Then, it's TV time and he's on the cover of TV Guide being all, "I've always wanted to do a TV show!"

Chris Rock isn't done making shitty movies. He wants to make some more so his star can fall to the level of TV. Then, it's TV time and he's on the cover of TV Guide being all, "I've always wanted to do a TV show!"

"It's like a homoerotic, misogynistic love story."
For as long as I live, I will always remember that quote. RIP

"It's like a homoerotic, misogynistic love story."
For as long as I live, I will always remember that quote. RIP

Gone Fishin'

Gone Fishin'

But his work IS watching cooch-dancing. If I was some dude walking by and saw someone watching cooch-dancing I'd be like, "Man, I wish I could be watching cooch-dancing and getting paid…" So my point is, everybody should become a critic.

But his work IS watching cooch-dancing. If I was some dude walking by and saw someone watching cooch-dancing I'd be like, "Man, I wish I could be watching cooch-dancing and getting paid…" So my point is, everybody should become a critic.

And Johnny from The Wire! He's a Viking, homes.

And Johnny from The Wire! He's a Viking, homes.

Peggy convinces Mean Joe Greene to do the infamous coke ad!

Peggy convinces Mean Joe Greene to do the infamous coke ad!