I saw him in a commercial eating a taco, I think.

You need a hobby, brah. And calculating deaths on a teevee show ain't one.

You need a hobby, brah. And calculating deaths on a teevee show ain't one.

The Palins: mind-numbingly borin.

The Palins: mind-numbingly borin.

Whattya know, Johnny?

Whattya know, Johnny?

Janet would bash their heads together like the 3 motherfuckin Stooges.

Nice hat. It reminds me of that time when women wore hats like that.

Nice hat. It reminds me of that time when women wore hats like that.

(Mashes calculator with knuckles)

(Mashes calculator with knuckles)

Uh-oh, Steve Sanders ain't gonna like this not one bit.

Uh-oh, Steve Sanders ain't gonna like this not one bit.

I used to like Silverchair. Anybody want to hear about that?

I used to like Silverchair. Anybody want to hear about that?

You don't like that Go-Go? Or is that DC, I always forget.

You don't like that Go-Go? Or is that DC, I always forget.

"We must cook….cupcakes!" (laugh track)

"We must cook….cupcakes!" (laugh track)