But I'm only ten! You poopiehead.

My parents watch this show. Thanks for letting me share.

All about the snare.

"Don't gimme that look. It was a fuckin' horse! What, are you a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the fucking carload!"

I'd like to hear the audio on that exchange. I think he's fuckin' around. Why pick on Paul? He was great in Win Win.

I can watch a full ninety minutes of Joey Pants looking for car keys in the weeds.

A lot of it's the hat.

"60 Minutes'. Mike Wallace was on FIRE that year. Andy, too.

This is all well and good, but when is the Jason Stollsteimer interview? I mean, what's it like to get punched by Jack White? I haven't heard Blumderbuss yet, are there any songs about Jason? What about the two girls in the Von Bondies, and by two girls I mean the guitarist (YOU KNOW WHO I'M  TALKING ABOUT)? So much…

"Your sweater? man, JESUS FUCK!"
 I love this boy.

THE BOOGNISH DOES NOT ADMIT TO ADDICTION. THE BOOGNISH IS ADDICTION. PLACE BOOGNISH ABOVE ALL ELSE, AS SHOULD BE. BOOGNISH IS THE PROTECTOR, THE FACILITATOR, THE ENFORCER. THE BOOGNISH KNOWS WHAT BEING A FRIEND IS, WON'T YOU BE HIS FRIEND?

I think I wet myself.

Well, no one's gonna top that.

Hey, anybody remember her brother? I think he was in Roger Rabbit. Or something. He also raps.

Hey, I needed references!

Holla!

Of course he does, he's got a facepage or something. Representin' the ABQ!

"Van Helsing, let's go."

Really? Carmella I can maybe see, but Meadow? Her dad just got gutshot and is on the verge of death. What do you think her response should be? "Ah, fuck this, let me know when he gets better."

That AJ, always up to something!