Oh my God! What a breakthrough!

"Hey! Hey you ova dare! Yeah you, hows bout you take off ya top. C'mon!" - Scalia

This ain't no trip to Cleveland.

Anderson will thank you in advance for bringing Schlitz. And make sure that coat is sporty.

I was thinking more Stevie Janowski.

I live in Humboldt County. This movie will be manna for the dreadies. I think I see a picture of Marley every day, somewhere, just walking around town. That said, I saw The Skatalites last night. That shit was cool.

"…as she got the gum out of my pubis."

He also runs them over with his car. Gotta save bullets for all that face-shooting.

"I'll tell ya why…"

You mean the chances of finding love? You cynical bastard.

Our long National Nightmare is over. RIP

OHHH!

This has no reason to exist.

Do you like viola? Start with the first 2.
Do you like noise? Start with White Light.
Do you like gentle singer/songwritery love songs? Start with VU.
Do you like German junkies? You'll like Nico.
Do you like Meg White-style drums? Sub-Meg White-style drums? Like FUCKING primitive? This bands for you!
Do you like guitar…

Blind Melon!

With theme song provided by Butthole Surfers. I'm sorry, "BH Surfers."

It was so sad when he found out what a "nooner" is. Poor guy thought he was getting lunch.

OHH FAT BETTY BAMA LAM!

Simpletons who like The Killing wouldn't use that language to describe the show. More like, "This motherfuckers tasty!"

I KNOW, RIGHT? JEEBUS!