He came up with "Bean Ballet". Leave him alone. It's a fucking ballet. You don't get it.

Yeah, but they hate each other…this could work…

NO MA'AM!

Shoot, why can't I have a big sis who would kill a church full of children and make out with me? Maybe it's a Russian thing?

Forget Ironside, what about his partner? Dude gets brained by Christopher Moltisanti because the schmuck can't take off his seat belt, then within one minute of meeting Raylan, he gets introduced to the bar. Further insult, he gets shot….in the leg. Fuckin' zip.

When you say you like Husker Du, do you mean Land Speed Record Husker Du? Or Candy Apple Grey Husker Du? Because one is not like the other, and one is dadrock. Clean, no frills dadrock. Comfy, like a sweater. Also, Foo Fighters were good until One by One. Then….COSBY SWEATA.

NO ISLAND REMEMBERING MOTHERFUCKER!

Not the same since Theodore left. His drumming was, how you say? EPIC

REM is just the woist. I know it, we all know it. Berry sure as shit knew it. MEDIOCRE dadrock.

Stevie: It is!

Never in the history of the game has their been a pitcher who can throw a fastball like Kenny, and a knuckler to go with it. A ticket to the majors? Seems certain. Then again, it takes years to master a knuckleball. Ask that fuck Wakefield.

Whatever you do, do not invite Freddy Rumsen!

You humans with your "feelings", get ahold of yourselves.
(Slaps Bobby)