Tom Petty is like mashed potatoes with Crystal gravy…

…makes you wanna fap your Sackhoff?

…makes you wanna fap your Sackhoff?

He's no Fat Mike.

He's no Fat Mike.

Except a dollar and a swaller'…

Except a dollar and a swaller'…

Absolutely not.  Go ahead and buy it.

Absolutely not.  Go ahead and buy it.

Unforgiven does not belong on this list.

Unforgiven does not belong on this list.

Bruce Li?  Um, I think you mean JET LEE!

Bruce Li?  Um, I think you mean JET LEE!

Just TRIED to watch Miller's Crossing.

Just TRIED to watch Miller's Crossing.

Go Wit' it Now!

Go Wit' it Now!

And who, on this comment board anyway, isn't?

And who, on this comment board anyway, isn't?

TWELVE, bitches.