Plagiarism is not a "twist"…

Plagiarism is not a "twist"…

God hates drugs and gay sex.

God hates drugs and gay sex.

You should listen to the one about the "soaring" Marlins…

You should listen to the one about the "soaring" Marlins…

First, they stole rock from the black man.

First, they stole rock from the black man.

Ditto Johnny Ramone.

Ditto Johnny Ramone.

But, who's the singer from Nickelback endorsing?

But, who's the singer from Nickelback endorsing?

I remember the days when he was a crappy Bill O'Reilly knock-off…

I remember the days when he was a crappy Bill O'Reilly knock-off…

You're Fired.

You're Fired.

Is this where I say that I hope he records another album and goes on tour as the drummer of the Queens of the Stone Age?

Is this where I say that I hope he records another album and goes on tour as the drummer of the Queens of the Stone Age?

I've never seen him eat, have you?

I've never seen him eat, have you?