Oh Texas, you never disappoint in the douchebag department.

Oh Texas, you never disappoint in the douchebag department.

Oh absolutely.  I already have the DeLorean - just need to pick up a flux capacitor.

Oh absolutely.  I already have the DeLorean - just need to pick up a flux capacitor.

I understand no dates in P-town, white as it is.  But fucking Magna Utah?  WTF?!?!

I understand no dates in P-town, white as it is.  But fucking Magna Utah?  WTF?!?!

This tour isn't for you.

This tour isn't for you.

Hello, Vaca?  Heah, hi, it's me 3rd prize.  
Right - from the AV Club.  
Anywayze, Pavement is in the studio RIGHT NOW!   
I know - CRAZY, RIGHT!?!
Well, talk to ya' later.

Hello, Vaca?  Heah, hi, it's me 3rd prize.  
Right - from the AV Club.  
Anywayze, Pavement is in the studio RIGHT NOW!   
I know - CRAZY, RIGHT!?!
Well, talk to ya' later.

Rarely is the question asked "are we human - or are we dancer?"

Rarely is the question asked "are we human - or are we dancer?"

Can't argue with the huge number of bad ass LDS rockers out there.

Can't argue with the huge number of bad ass LDS rockers out there.

The Killers are wanted - for making bland, boring music.

The Killers are wanted - for making bland, boring music.

It was no Mant.

It was no Mant.

I can think of a Lively female lead.

I can think of a Lively female lead.