A) I hate that men are into comic books these days.  Sue me.

A) I hate that men are into comic books these days.  Sue me.

I'm so excited to hear this news.

I'm so excited to hear this news.

I may be an asshole, but at least I'm REAL.

I may be an asshole, but at least I'm REAL.

no.

no.

Tom Waits own a fucking ugly hat.

Tom Waits own a fucking ugly hat.

Tom Waits' pathetic bullshit artificial persona in a bad hat has gotten old.  He created "Tom Waits" after his only REAL album tanked, and has been duping morons like you for years.  It's sad really - he's about as talented as the next guy, but just had to create this fake aura in order to keep peoples' attention away…

Tom Waits' pathetic bullshit artificial persona in a bad hat has gotten old.  He created "Tom Waits" after his only REAL album tanked, and has been duping morons like you for years.  It's sad really - he's about as talented as the next guy, but just had to create this fake aura in order to keep peoples' attention away…

File under weird - I started the movie "The Other F Word" about punk rock fathers earlier today, gonna finish it in a few minutes.  Fat Mike (and his daughter) is prominent…

File under weird - I started the movie "The Other F Word" about punk rock fathers earlier today, gonna finish it in a few minutes.  Fat Mike (and his daughter) is prominent…

Bad Santa 2: Anal Boogaloo

Well, he's no Tony Bennett.

Well, he's no Tony Bennett.

Bulbous also Tapered…

Bulbous also Tapered…

That's not kosher…