YEAH!

Buy Check Your Head instead.  It's the new Paul's Boutique - you know, overlooked, genius, etc.

I used to play Satyricon.  So what?

Burn that shit with lighter fluid, son.

But he poked his eyes out, so he can't really tell how smokin' hot she is.

MACHETE KILLS ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS

I'd totally hit that.

With an all black backup band for the 1st set, and an all white backup band for the…

Obama would be better than all of the above.  Jimmy Kimmel had a hard time following him…

I'll show you my BULLET!

I hear her G-spot is somewhere in her cleavage…

That's right.  With black people, he sends someone to shoot them.

Holla Back, Holo-Pac!

Tax D4'd A.S.S.E.T.Z.

Nailed it!

Agreed.  This show needs to end, now that syndication's in the bag…

Nothing worth reading, Chris.  Move along.

I suppose if all it takes is a little repentance to get Satan behind thee, then yes.  Total puss.

Trust me - they're more fun to punch.

Reminds me of the time he had me laughing so hard, Milk came out of my nose.