But where's the TV station for middle class Jews like me?

Inside.

That guy's dead.

Well, now that's just Linsanity!

Adelle, not Any Winehouse anymore.

TJ's great on podcasts.  Does that translate to TV?

Pet Sounds?  More like Poop Sounds - amirite?

If they were younger…

Maybe it's just me, but I cannot wait until this one gets old and ugly, discarded by Hollywood.  And I don't really know why - I like her just fine.  I just don't think people should be this perfect, even though she did Your Highness…

Come on now…

no.

I'm from Oregon - not sure of the difference between Boston, Jersey, Brooklyn, Long Island.  They all just feel like they have an inferiority complex aimed at Manhattan, the only remotely worthwhile Borough on the East Coast…

And now I have epilepsy.  Fuck you, stupid whore!

If I told you she was XXY, chromosomatically speaking, would that help?

Also, I assume she's talking about a "ho"  which is just whore mispronounced.  Hoe is a garden tool.

That 3 minutes was longer than an eternity.

All I know is that on The Wire he made a comment about wearing a dashiki to get more black voters.  Every scene of him after that he's wearing a tie with an African theme.  Subtle and brilliant, much like The Wire itself.

Also, I'm pretty sure he did not have a triple double while messing around on a basketball court.

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