How dare they?  Meanwhile on Jersey shore…

She's Only Seventeen - classic Winger.

CALL THE KITE MAN!

Tom Sucks…  Travolta?

Personally, I'd like to see Dexter Romweber.

Insane Clown Possee > This chump.

I believe this entire website thinks ONLY of those children.

If you play in James Brown's or Frank Zappa's band, you get fined $10 for a missed note.  If you play in Guns N' Roses, you get fired on the spot.

She's going to have to make out with EVERY single cheerleader from both teams - the Seahawks AND the Colts…

Oh, come on AVClub - she is EXACTLY what we should expect from the Super Bowl.  Last season's debacle showed us that we can't trust any modern act with the most watched 20 minute set of the year.  Odd Future Wolf Mother Teet Taint Whateverthefuck probably couldn't pull it off…

Hipster, you owe it to yourself to watch Defending Your Life and the one where he and his wife travel around the US in an RV.  Albert Brooks is funny shit.

Whatever happened to free stuff?

Q: What about frogs?

Bill Murray is quite talented.  Waters?  Not so much.

I just blew myself…  And I blogged my dog.

You've got 99 problems, including CancerAIDS.

Suburban Metal dudes singing from the heart…

The show's general counsel is Bob Loblaw.

The Utah now we can have Black Men due to a threat from the federal government.

Utah: Blacks allowed since 1978! (Due to federal government intervention…)