*whah* I want quality content *whah* I want it for free *whah* I don't want ads.

Dude - quit being such a Kanye.

But what about Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache?

So, Andre 3000 is the Dave Chappelle of music?

What about the Flintstones? THIS SHOULD BE BIG NEWS!!!

So, lets make them read the Bible…

The biggest loser routinely shows men with 38 DD+ moobs with no problem. Until those are outlawed, I am going to cry sexism.

News Flash!
Nipples are no longer considered nudity. Please update your local laws accordingly.

The combo is brilliant. I hope there's a Beastie Boys opening theme played by a 78 piece orchestra…

There's nothing that can't be improved by MacFarlanization. It's hard science.

Especially for a measly area bass player?

Wait - I thought Paul was dead?

Nice gloves.

Can't top the Sgueaquel. Man that "word" is hard to spell.

I am the stallion, mang.

No commenting on family members from staff please.

Everyone knows Broderick is a power bottom.

I throw in the towel
Because this guy dicked my girl.

I'm waiting for "Bop-it! The Musical."

What part of this is supposed to be ironic?