Never gonna watch the Wire, never gonna watch Breaking Bad, not gonna miss nothin'.

Am I missing something here? I feel like an edited 30-45 minute best show would be great, but 3 hours? Can't do it.

Not a photo-shopped face i and 1 - it's a shot of the two guys in front of a picture or blue screen giving it that look.

Rage Against the Machine - brought to you by Sony corp.

You keep getting older, they keep getting sluttier, and yet your chances remain at zero.

I guarantee HTTM is a more enjoyable use of 90 minutes than Hey Boo, Poochie, Pajamas, etc. Dick jokes FTW!

Wait - so does Obama die at the end of the movie?

Am I the only person here who likes Bob's Burgers? It's probably my favorite show on TV, and the only cartoon I actually make an effort to watch (probably because it might not get to the point of syndication.)

Why does this no talent shit bag still exist?

I honestly want to like Lep', but man did they fall off a cliff in the 90's. The 2 guitar harmony sound they cultivated in the 80's was pretty great, but instead of going back to their metal roots, they just kept getting poppier and over produced.

Jewy Shore?
Oy Vey, this tanning booth is so humid! And the gym's so crouded. Please, don't get me started on the price of laundry soap these days.

What's the word, now?

Dude - put the bong down and tpye with btoh hnads!

Cleveland Show = the Mariners' offense
Napoleon Dynamite = minor league call-up everyone correctly expects to fail
Family Guy = Barry Zito
The Flintstones = Ted Williams
Dexter's Lab = Don Mattingly
Anime = Daisuke Matsuzaka

SP is the roided out slugger of cartoons. Sure they bat in the low 200's, had to be moved to DH and can't steal a base, but every now and then they hit it out of the park.

Repeat after me - always 5 degrees warmer and less rainy than Seattle.

Hmm… You just described most Bob Dylan songs.

I don't care…
Because I live in P-town.

Hey guys - check out the Jim Beams on her.

I will never stop being pissed at John McCain. First for losing the 2000 primary to George "drunk retard" Bush Jr., and second for allowing this twit to be his running mate in 2008 and thus catapulting her to whatever her current status is.