Couldn't choke my way through the godawful pilot, sorry Mr. Burns and Mr. Simon. I understand it gets better after a season or so, my billable rate is $75 an hour, so as soon as I see a check for about $1000, I'm not wasting my time.

This thread is the jordansforking of comment threads.

Same thing that always fucks up my Roomba.

Oh, also - Adam Carolla is more fun to listen to than Ricky Gervais. Maybe not better, but… well, better.

Maybe I'm just an American idiot, but I like casually watching the US office, and will probably never invest part of an afternoon in the British version. I KNOW it's better - Shakespeare is better than everything I typically read - but better doesn't always equal funner, which is the point of slouching on the couch…

Billy Joel didn't go down the shitty 80's coked out production rabbit hole until An Innocent Man. After that dude fell off a fucking cliff. But he, due to just keeping up the same quality as he had in the 70's, was perhaps the greatest recording artist of the early 80's.

Boobs (as humans have them) are not necessary for feeding infants - most mammals just have nipples hooked up to mammary glands which are no bigger in females than in males. And flat chested women can feed their kids as well as well endowed women.

Pretty, pretty, PRETTY good.

Is that you, Seth MacFarlane?

Me: Ms. Perry, can I have some tickets at face value?

Baconayise is for closers. Bacon salt, on the other hand…

Opens and closes drapes…

Remember Charlie Sheen? Arnold's going to be just as relevant in 3 weeks.

@beetnemesis - no. But, only one black man can run a "Snoopermarket."

Hmm… Gay or pedophile. Tough choice…

Gotta love 1972 - if Sail Away comes out in 2011 it's the album of the year; in 1972 it doesn't crack the top 20.

Hope they keep the intro the same…

In my mind, Zappa is the only true unqualified success of the 70's - most of his best work came out in the 70's and there wasn't a dog in the bunch.

WTF
Do they call it?

Oh, yeah - a little movie called "Baby Snakes" as well. 3 unqualified masterpieces in ONE year. Not one mention? Really?