When I walk into a room I do not light it up/fuck.

So who does that make Wedge Antilles?

I thought we talked about this Internet enough with the Back to the Future BS! What's that you have a replica of the house from Goonies you want to show me? Guess I'll be logging off then.

Required Onion link http://www.theonion.com/blo…

Buying clothes that fit right is a must! As a straight guy I even get annoyed at my male friends who don't get this. It's not hard to find a style of jeans and tshirt size that looks good on you. Even that simple outfit that fits well will make you look much better than the pair of pants that's too long for you and a…

I'd guess it's because millions of people suddenly felt like they could look at the site at work as a result

we all started thinking it so gradually it's hard to tell where it even began…

I found that aspect of it the most terrifying. The fact that large scale hacks and info dumps are becoming so common that we treat them as "just something that happens" is not comforting. Ideally the response would be more along the lines of "hey everyone take a look at your system security and lock that shit down.…

You're work has been sloppy for a while, but this just barely meet the criteria Internet. Try to improve or we are going to have to let you go

So what you're saying is he would not be a fan of the Lovecraft themed bar that exits in my dear city?

Hmm possible. Though these started last year when I lived in a different house, and both places have nice clean showers. But I'll look around for other hidden mold spots. Apparently Ragweed allergies are a problem where I live, I'm thinking it's time to go get tested to see what I'm actually allergic to.

Fuck these weird fall allergies I get, that make me feel disgusting. Who gets allergies in the fall? wtf body?

Yeah it's hard to top that album. I've recommended it to a lot of people since I first heard it

Presumably it will be called. "Steve Jobs S"

I believe you forgot to include the hashtags #blessed and #lovethislife.

Youtube? Please everyone knows the hip young kids find all their funny videos on Ebaumsworld!

It's just…it's just your father and I are worried about you Internet.

I have watched it in years so maybe it's just my memory, but I don't remember the misogynistic parts. Care to elaborate? I'm genuinely curious

Ok Internet maybe it's time to go play outside for a bit. See what the neighbor kids are up to

A friend of mine, who got to read the script of The Grey before it was even in production via his friend, refers to that movie as "Wolf Punch" as that was joke the two of them had about it way back when. I have to admit… it's a catchy name!