What the meant was "He can see, he has vision, therefore he is visionary!"

And then sends a text to everyone in your contact list that says "I JUST FARTED" and the poop emoji

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Come on Apple we all know that farts will set you free! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And Portland and Seattle will have to tragically remain un-sexed up. Sigh

You're right. It's been a while since I've seen that. I kinda forgot that Bond doesn't actually do parkour. He just tries to keep up. I do think it works well and I remember enjoying that scene.

Yup sounds about right to me!

A filthy triathlon. There where you ______ while you partner _______ your________ until you both___ all over the bed while your friend live streams it right?

As someone who races Cyclocross, (still a little cult like but with much more beer) I resent Crossfit using the word cross.

Sigh.. no. That boy, always so timid with the ladies

They'll just have Peter use Vine. That's new and cool and maybe kids like it?

Oh yeah the photo nerd thing still works. But I don't trust them not to insert new trends in like 5 years too late. Or even if it's timely pull it off poorly so it comes of as. "Look at the photo nerd whos using Instagram! just like kids of today!"

Yeah that was kind funny when parkour showed up for some reason. Clearly they were trying to update him somehow. Though it feels like that will age differently because it's not a piece of tech or an app that will become uncool. It will just be like "oh yeah parkour"

I can get behind the idea of updating him to modern times. But I have a feeling by the time the would get that stuff to the screen whatever "hip youth trend' they used would be over. Tricky thing to pull off right

Well! Did he!?

Here enjoy this Surge while I help you "tap into" the youth market.

and he'd say something like "fun course right?" flips over the wall, remarks "NBD" to all the bystanders and you just give up. Video goes viral on youtube of course.

James Bond would probably be riding a dirt bike. Then gracefully jump off it, into the course. Breeze past everyone on the final obstacle and win. But he would shrug off the award as he adjusts his tie something explodes behind him and he realizes the bad guy disappeared into the crowd

I missed the message! No wonder there's no hip kids Snapchatting when I'm at the Newport Jazz Festival!

origin story of Skrillex right there.