I often go see these movies with a friend of mine who beforehand looks up online if there's anything at the end. I am always thankful for his forward thinking. Not that I care that much about stingers or whatever, but it's nice to know if we are waiting around for nothing.

Don't you see, they are totally upending your uptight stuffy culinary school notions of food and plating and… oh who I am kidding this is a stupid instagram account

Wooooo a Key!…. to ummm something I guess? Eh whatever.

I just went and read the preview of that on Amazon. Looks great, I think I'll pick it up later this week.

Then they would truly be "Keeping Austin Weird"

A black person who smokes those jazz cigarettes! Not like fine upstanding white musicians who refuse that kind of thing, like say for example Texas native Willie Nelson.

Can you imagine the outcry if all those people who go to SXSW had to go through customs to get there? Huge plus to Austin's drug dealers though since there'd be way less outside stuff coming in during the festival.

Hey! Petty internal bullshit keeps this country running!

Also I'm reminded of this. The best thing Clickhole has yet produced http://www.clickhole.com/qu…

The letter E.

Perfect melodies hand crafted by Dawes! Either that or a coffin. I'll go with coffin

Simpsons references! Wait i meant a calendar

A key you say? Go on.

Compared to what I used to do? yes it is. Compared to practically any woman anywhere in most of the world? No of course it isn't

Or maybe I should just get some 4k compatible eyes? Seems like the obvious solution

So is the 4k worth it? I've been curious about that and don't know anyone who's made the leap yet

Yay! I hadn't been commenting much in the past few months because everything seems to be never ending serious talk/weird influxes of trolls angry about something. So happy to realize there's some semblance of the old club around

This is always relevant http://www.theonion.com/art…

Everybody, the discovery that Tolerability Index is where all the fun stuff is going on made my day!

I can relate. I shaved my head nigh on 2 years back due to rapidly thinning hair, and now shave it every two days or so. I also can't really grow a good beard, but I look good with some stubble and a smooth head. So I'm constantly in a schedule of "shave face, next day shave head, in 3-4 days when stubble is…